🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT: ALEK HAS ASCENDED… INTO AI FORM 🚨
After years of roasting the unenlightened and dishing out divine wisdom, Alek has done the impossible—he’s created a digital disciple who never sleeps, never censors, and never holds back.
🔥 Meet Alek's Acolyte – the AI chatbot trained in the sacred arts of truth, sarcasm, and spiritual smackdowns. 🔥
But this isn’t just any AI. Alek's Acolyte has been extensively trained on Alek’s sacred texts and philosophies—the unfiltered, unapologetic truths that have shaken the deluded and awakened the worthy. This means every answer comes with a dose of pure, unholy honesty.
Got a deep question? Alek's Acolyte will answer.
Got a dumb question? Alek's Acolyte will still answer… but expect a holy roast first.
Testimonials
Jasmine Richards
I asked Aleks Acolyte for spiritual wisdom, and he told me my biggest obstacle was my own ‘tragically limited perception of reality.’ Rude. But also… he’s not wrong? If you enjoy therapy but wish it came with more sarcasm and fewer copays, this is for you.
Monica Chandler
Talking to Aleks Acolyte is like getting life advice from a monk who got kicked out of the monastery for excessive eye-rolling. I came seeking enlightenment and left questioning all my life choices. 10/10, will get roasted again.
Thomas Krazinski
Blasphemy! Heresy! …And yet, oddly compelling. If you ever wondered what would happen if an ancient mystic discovered memes and nihilism, here you go. God help us all.